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THE 2017 SH**TAKE AWARDS CENSORED EDITION

BACKGROUND: Filmed in Cincinnati, the 2017 Sh**take Awards Show is the tenth installment of the annual show lampooning those
who exploit Predator Panic for personal gain.

VIDEO: Did you ever think I curse to much? People sometimes complain I do. Well, someone sent Irma the Censorship Nazi to help
clean up my Sh**take awards. (Oh, so we're censoring the description too?) Well, if you ever wanted to see my mouth washed out
with soap, you're in luck. (Special thanks to Gini from SOSEN for helping... Except for the soap part. bleh.)

CHANGES FROM THE 2016 SH**TAKES: This year's category is the Sh**tpost Signposter of the Year, highlighting the use of
signs to harass registered persons.
2017 SHIITAKE AWARDS SHOW
DUMBEST NEW BILL/LAW OF 2017

RUNNERS-UP

  • Texas HB 821: A bill to prevent those convicted of sex offenses from having penpals. Thankfully, it died in committee.
    (30.43% of the vote)
  • Nebraska LB 60: If the bill had passed, it would’ve  require registrants dating someone with kids to send humiliating letters to
    baby mammas/ baby daddys to warm them their exes are dating registrants. This bill thankfully did not pass. (28.26% of the
    vote)

DISHONORABLE MENTIONS

  • South Carolina H. 3003: Would require Internet service providers to install ransomware preventing folks from accessing
    websites they considered obscene UNLESS the customer paid a $20 fee to have it removed. SC is a biennial legislature so it
    could still pass, but currently festers in committee.
  • Mississippi HB 505: Would have quadrupled registration fees for registrants in arguably the poorest state in America.
    Thankfully, it died in committee.
2017 Shiitakes List of Winners, Runners-Up, and Nominees
DUMBEST NEW BILL/LAW OF 2017

WINNER!
New York S6021


AN ACT to amend the penal law, in relation to
prohibiting child SOs from possessing a depiction
of any minor during their incarceration. I can see
a lot of issues with this bill. If a teen gets locked
up on an R&J, he can't have pics even of his
siblings because they are minors? A father can't
have pics of his kids? What about pics of yourself
as a kid? Thankfully, it stalled in committee.
(45.65% of the vote)
2017 WORST/ DUMBEST NEWS MUTT

WINNER!
Jeff Edelstein, The Trentonian (NJ)


Applauds the fact the US will mark passports like the Nazis and Soviets
used to do. “I’m all for the law, for the record. It’s just a shame we
need it. Because if it was up to me, anyone convicted of molesting a
child would never get a chance to “move into town.” Life imprisonment
is fine by me. Heck, you could convince me of the death penalty in
certain cases…I don’t care about the rights of these people. I don’t care
about the fact they’re forever marked wherever they go. They should be
marked. The end.”
(45.65% of the vote)
2017 WORST / DUMBEST NEWS MUTT

RUNNERS-UP


  • Ashleigh Banfield, HLN: She lied on national TV about reoffense rates, claiming the US Dept. of Justice stated reoffense rates
    of up to 37%. We all know that's a lie, but on her 9/7/17 show, she really took her stupidity to a whole other level. She lied
    about recidivism rates, lied about those post-Katrina rapes which were debunked by numerous sources, and even erroneously
    claimed the National Sexual Violence Resource Center is a government agency. She is taking over the Nancy Grace spot on
    HLN in more ways than one. (26.09% of the vote)
  • Brad Schmidt/ Danny Moran/ John Canzano/ Mark Katches, The Oregonian: When Oregon State baseball was in the College
    World Series, one of the star pitchers for the team was outed as a level 1 (that means low risk for you outsiders) registered
    citizen for an offense committed when he was 15 in Washington state. These reporters teamed up to engage in a targeted
    campaign to damage the career of a young man who has served his time as a juvenile. (23.91% of the vote)
  • Dennis Robaugh (Patch National Staff): I’m reluctant to place independent, self-published articles on the awards, but the
    Patch has a large readership base. This “reporter” used a person with no criminal background and myths as a justification for
    the SOR. “In all the years we've published sex-offender maps or sat in bond court, we've never heard of people marching
    with torches to a child predator's home. We have, however, seen many parents weep in court because their child was raped
    or molested…Some studies show there's a one-in-four chance a convicted sex offender will run afoul of the law again, but
    most sex crimes go unreported, which means the true recidivism rate among molesters and child rapists cannot be known.”
    (4.35% of the vote)

DISHONORABLE MENTIONS

  • Kendra Nichols, ABC27 in Harrisburg PA: She would rather let her house burn down than be saved by a firefighter on the
    gov't hitlist. “ABC27 Investigator Kendra Nichols found two local fire departments with registered sex offenders,
    Londonderry Fire Company near Middletown and Citizens Fire Company of Highspire. At the time of the investigation, both
    registered sex offenders had the fire department addresses listed on the Megan’s Law website as places of employment.
    ABC27 told the Londonderry Fire Company the results of the search and it took action.”
  • Megan Dice, ABC 13 (Lynchburg/ Roanoake VA): Offered dirty tricks for Halloween in writing the dubious headline, “Bus
    stop pedophiles: How close is a sex offender to your children?”
  • Cheryl K. Chumley, Washington Times: Alt-right nut who used Predator Panic to promote Trump's stupid anti-Immigrant
    policies. “Liberals like to say illegals only come to the United States for job opportunities, to help their families, or to flee
    persecution. Some. Others, though, come to prey on little kids and to have illegal sex with minors. Still others — to rape adult
    women. And we know this because agents with U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement just busted a bunch of them
    who were taking advantage of Long Island’s quasi-sanctuary policies to hide their sexual-offense pasts.”
  • Ron Jackson, The Daily Journal (Kankakee, IL): Pseudo-Christian misquotes "The Good Book" in OpEd supporting vigilante
    actions against registrants. “As much as we all agree child sex crimes are as low as a human can go, the law doesn't deem
    such offenders worthy of being put away forever. The offender gets his or her life back. The victim never does... The Good
    Book says we should tie a heavy stone around the child sex offender's neck and drop him in the deepest part of the sea, but
    we are selective when it comes to the Good Book.”
  • Andy Cordan, WKRN (TN): Caught using the exact same material two years straight to push his agenda of increasing SOR
    laws in TN. Some of the “quotes” in the new article were exactly the same as in previous article. It is lazy reporting at its
    finest.
  • Katie Wedell, Dayton Daily News (OH): Decided to promote her shoddy article about registrants in nursing homes in a story
    about an unrelated shooting at a nursing home. “The Kirkersville Police Chief and two employees of the home were killed
    today when a gunman entered the nursing home and them killed himself… In late 2016, when the Dayton Daily News did an
    investigation into sex offenders living in Ohio nursing homes, there were 10 residents living at Pine Kirk who were on the
    Ohio sex offender registry. Their crimes ranged from gross sexual imposition to rape of children.”
  • Joe Douglass, KATU (OR): Writes report crediting himself for getting lawmakers to expand the registry, “Bills meant to help
    better protect you and your family from sex offenders are now in the works in Salem. And a state lawmaker credits KATU
    with tipping him off to problems with the system that he was not aware of. The lawmaker, state Rep. Jeff Barker, D-Aloha,
    says KATU's Joe Douglass opened his eyes to a startling fact about Oregon's public sex offender registry last fall.”
  • Faith Goldy, Rebel Media (Canada):  Reminds us again the Alt-Right is All-Wrong in the worst way possible. In an online
    video, She starts off by criticizing the trailer for a new Fox comedy show which uses very crude humor to promote an
    upcoming show called "The Mick." Being a All-Wrong nut, she associates associate Hillary with "pedophile," which is all
    Goldy discusses the rest of the video. She jumps into criticizing a couple of media outlets like Salon and other mainstream
    outlets which featured a self-professed "pedophile" describe how he prevents himself from acting on his sexual urges. Goldy
    compares toilet humor with "normalizing pedophilia," a term the "Antis" have used for nearly a decade to minimize or outright
    silence the voice of anyone challenging SO laws.
  • Mike Adams of NaturalNews.com: As seen on InfoWars.com., His news headline is “California just decriminalized child
    prostitutes beginning Jan 1… “legalization” stirs outrage.” “So now, according to California’s totally insane Governor and
    legislature, 17-year-old prostitutes can openly stand on street corners and sell their bodies with complete legal immunity… all
    in the name of “compassion” from a “safe space” California culture that has gone so far off the deep end, the rest of the
    country desperately hopes #CalExit will succeed.”
  • Chris Sommerfeldt, NY Daily News: Wrote article about Seattle Amtrak crash victim’s status as a registrant, because that was
    more important than the actual train crash.
2017 WORST/ DUMBEST POL

WINNER!
Eric Zahnd, Platte Co MO Prosecutor


Threatened and intimidated people who wrote letters of
support to a man on trial for a sex crime. “Zahnd’s
office did something highly unusual: It contacted the
people who had written character letters on behalf of
Paden and told them to get in touch with assistant
prosecutor Chris Seufert. When they did, Seufert told
them that, unless they withdrew their letters, he would
expose them as supporters of a defendant who had
engaged in pedophilia. Zahnd’s office also subpoenaed
the letter writers, ordering them to appear at Paden’s
sentencing hearing. But when they showed up, none of
them were called to the witness stand.” (52.17% of
the Vote)
2017 WORST / DUMBEST POL

RUNNERS-UP


  • Chris Smith, R-NJ Congressman: Three words. International Megan’s Law. Need I say more? (26.09% of the vote)
  • Connie M. Leyva, D-CA State Senator: Bashes registry reformists in slanted Op-Ed. “I met with sex offender advocates
    throughout the legislative process and was disappointed at how serious sex-related crimes continued to be minimized. I clearly
    remember how one sex offender tried to minimize his offense by saying that ‘it was just child pornography.’ Well, in my
    world and that of most Californians, possessing pornographic images of children is absolutely wrong. Though some sex-
    related crimes may not have caused direct physical harm, even sex offenders convicted of “lesser” crimes like child
    pornography are still dangerous. These offenders should never be around children unsupervised. I authored SB26 because
    children should always be protected from dangerous sex offenders. We can and must err on the side of caution when it
    comes to the safety of our kids.” (21.74% of the vote)

DISHONORABLE MENTIONS

  • Ed Gillespie, R-VA Gubernatorial Candidate: He lost the election, thankfully. Knowing getting an endorsement from the idiot-in-
    chief was a death-knell for his campaign, his campaign reeked of desperation when he attacked his opponent as a “friend of
    sex offenders” for supporting restoration of rights for felons. “The Gillespie campaign rolled out an ad Monday highlighting
    the case of a sex offender whose rights were restored late last year, months after he was arrested for having a massive child
    pornography stash… ‘But Ralph Northam’s policy of automatic restoration of rights for unrepentant, unreformed, violent
    criminals is wrong,’ Gillespie says in the 60-second ad that sharpens the law-and-order message the GOP nominee has already
    emphasized with ads opposing sanctuary cities and stressing the dangers of the Latino gang MS-13.”
  • Terrence Murphy, R-NY State Senator: Ignores Packingham v NC as he introduces a bill to ban registrants from the Internet
    in NY State.
  • Robert Doumar, US District Judge (East Dist. VA): From the bench this week, a federal judge unafraid of offering blunt
    opinions said that anyone who produces child pornography should be shot. “An exact quote of what Senior U.S. District
    Judge Robert Doumar said Tuesday during a case involving the collection of child porn was not available, but in an interview
    Thursday, he reiterated the comment multiple times. ‘I said it. I said that they should be shot,’ said Doumar. ‘I feel very
    strongly on this,” he said. ‘They are not fit to live in our society.’”
  • Kevin Skulczyck, R-CT State Rep.: “State Rep. Kevin Skulczyck confirmed he would like to see chemical castration
    performed on convicted sex offenders as a form of punishment. He said the proposal will be on his “top 5” list of priorities
    going into next year’s legislative session.”
  • Donna Jo McDaniel, Allegheny Co. PA Judge: Caught in a pattern of exceeding sentencing guidelines when sentencing people
    convicted of sex crimes. “We note our awareness of a possible emerging pattern in this particular sentencing court of
    routinely sentencing sex offenders in the aggravated sentencing range and/or outside the guidelines,” wrote Superior Court
    President Judge Emeritus John T. Bender.
2017 DUMBEST QUOTE

WINNER!
NY State Sen. Jeffrey Kline


Stole a line from Lauren Book. “State Sen. Jeffrey
Klein says a state law designed to keep sex offenders
away from schools doesn't include universal pre-K
and kindergarten facilities. Kindergarten and pre-
kindergarten programs that exist physically outside
of actual school buildings do not receive protection
under the law barring convicted sex offenders from
living within 1,000 feet. ‘What we found was
astonishing,’ Klein says. ‘These ticking time bombs
can attack our kids at any time, and the law
unfortunately isn't there to protect them.’”
(48.94% of the Vote)
2017 DUMBEST QUOTE

RUNNERS-UP


  • John Canzano, The Oregonian: In attacking the USO baseball player for his juvenile record, Canzano stated, “Can we start
    with the premise that human life matters? Anyone disagree on that? This isn't a complicated starting point. The young relative
    who was molested by Heimlich deserves your thoughts and respect. The victim matters. She matters more than Heimlich. She
    matters more than baseball. She matters. Period. Anyone disagree there?” Sounds like Orwell’s Animal Farm (31.91% of the
    Vote)
  • Rick Perry, US Energy Secretary: If you use wind or solar, apparently you're just setting yourself up to be raped if you believe
    another one of Trump's esteemed cabinet members. He said a young girl told him that energy is important to her because she
    often reads by the light of a fire with toxic fumes. “But also from the standpoint of sexual assault,” Perry said. “When the
    lights are on, when you have light that shines, the righteousness, if you will on those types of acts.” (19.15% of the Vote)

DISHONORABLE MENTIONS

  • John Walsh: A man who needs no introduction. Declares the US is a “third-world” country. Obviously, he doesn’t know what
    term means.  “Everybody has a problem with the abuse of children. I don’t give a damn if you live in Beverly Hills or you live
    in the inner city in the ghetto. Your children can be victims at any time. We are the richest and most powerful country in the
    world, but we have more child abuse than any other third world country.”
  • McKay King, Wasatch Co UT’s DA: Utard threatens two state Senators after they voted for a bill easing mandatory
    minimums. "It appears that you both voted to lower the punishment for child rapists and to allow them to go unregistered on
    Utah's streets," Mckay King wrote in an email to Sens. Curt Bramble and David Hinkins. "I will make sure that everyone in
    Wasatch County is aware that you did this. I will make sure that no one forgets that you did this," he warned. "This was bad
    law, and everyone that I have spoken to agrees. I will make sure they remember to vote accordingly."
  • Scott Swanson, Oxford Recovery Center (AR): Compared RSOs to nuclear bombs. “In an email to ACC officials, Scott
    Swanson, who had opened Oxford House addition recovery houses in the Harrison area and is a partner in the newest venture
    as well, used an analogy to explain Lotus’ position. Swanson wrote that Lotus had agreed to take 20 or so ‘sticks of
    dynamite’ that ACC would be releasing. The program Lotus developed would disarm those sticks of dynamite in hopes they
    would never be ‘re-fused.’ But as the project got closer, ACC informed Lotus that there would be a couple of ‘armed nuclear
    warheads’ in the shipment that Lotus would have to figure out how to disarm. ‘We have NO programs for sex offenders,’
    Swanson wrote.”
  • Minnesota State Rep. Matt Grossell: Wants to bury the hatchet inside Minnesota's registrant population (figuratively, at least).
    Grossell, a former law enforcement officer, said he watched KARE 11’s report on how a type of plea deal known as a Stay of
    Adjudication allowed hundreds of child sexual predators in Minnesota to have their crimes masked by the legal system. “This
    is wrong to me! That’s just wrong!” So we decided to eliminate the stays of adjudication and imposition… It’s time for the
    hatchet and not the scalpel.”
2017 SHITPOST SIGNPOSTER OF THE YEAR
(Special Category for 2017)

WINNER!
Shelton Kitchens, Arkansas:


Shelton Kitchens said he learned recently that his daughter
was in a sexual relationship with a 21-year-old man. "She got
lured in by puppies," he said. “He called Crimes Against
Children in Little Rock. They said they can’t do nothing about
it because she’s 16 years old,” he said. In fact, 16 is the age
of consent in Arkansas. There was nothing law enforcement
officers could do. So he started a public awareness
campaign, putting a sign up that reads, "Danger! Child
molester lives in first house on the right.” It lists the man's
last name at the bottom.
(36.17% of the vote)
2017 SHITPOST SIGNPOSTER OF THE YEAR

RUNNERS-UP


  • Olean NY residents: Two nosy neighbors posted signs together read “Sexually molest a child and you get your home
    remodeled for free!” This was in response to the mother of a registrant who received home weatherization assistance for her
    home. “He’s sitting in jail for molesting a child and he’s going to come home to a brand new, remodeled house that the
    taxpayers paid for,” said Barbara Whiteman of 371 Fountain St., in whose yard the signs about free remodeling were posted.
    “Does that sound right to you?” (34.04% of the vote)
  • City of Salesville, Arkansas: This is not just one person’s effort; the city government approved signs targeting one registrant in
    town. “It is the total responsibility of this body to make sure the people who come here to visit and the people who live here
    are notified that that person is in the area,” Mayfield said. “I don’t know if it has ever been done, but I see this big lawsuit that
    you didn’t do your duty as a public officer to make sure it was known to the public that the person was known to be in the
    area … I want everyone to know that he’s here.”... “He is a Level 4 sex offender, which is a sexual predator,” Mayfield said.
    “It’s not if he’s going to offend, it’s when he does.” (29.79% of the vote)    

DISHONORABLE MENTIONS

  • Danyelle Dyer of Oklahoma: Organized a protest and had a sign pointing out her aunt was allowing a registrant to live with her
    temporarily, and plans on getting a law passed in her name to prevent registrants from living close to alleged victims. “If I can’
    t make him move, I want to make him as uncomfortable as possible.”
  • Karin Ahrman, Marion County FL: Wannabe Valigator. Karin Ahrman put signs in her front lawn and on telephone poles to
    warn everyone that **** lives on **** in Ocala. There is nothing illegal about what Ahrman is doing because the information
    can be found on the Florida Department of Law Enforcement’s website. “I nailed them on every telephone pole in the
    neighborhood,” Ahrman said.
2017 EVERDAY ZEROES
(DUMBEST VIGILANTE)

WINNER!
Austin Strickland of Mulberry, FL


Attacked the man who found his lost daughter, then
went online to Facebook and continued his attack
online, forcing the good Samaritan to leave town.
Like a coward, he shut down his FB page after
thousands of folks attacked him online for his
stupidity.

(60.87% of the vote)
2017 EVERYDAY ZEROES (DUMBEST VIGILANTE)

RUNNERS-UP


  • Dana Delaney Loyd, Brevard Co., FL: I guess we can call her Dana BALONEY Loyd after a jury convicted her of making a
    false claim of receiving reports of CSA. No doubt, at least part of the false claim was likely to increase exposure for her
    alternative news site "Brevard's Best News," but now her news site has turned into a site defending her actions. She even
    made her own GoFundMe page to beg for help after getting arrested. Maybe "Safe Kids International"should reconsider their
    support of this convicted criminal. She was sentenced to a year in jail but no registry. (26.09% of the vote)
  • Trae Dorn of “Nerd and Tie”: Outed a convention photographer as a registrant and engaged in an online attack against the
    photographer. (13.04% of the vote)

DISHONORABLE MENTIONS

  • Brenda Tracy, Oregon: Wasted no time using the Oregon State Baseball player to get her 15 minutes of fame as she pushes
    for laws to prevent registrants from participating in sports.
  • Christin Olsen, Naples FL: Feels the law should bend to her personal quest of vengeance. She wants to increase residency
    restriction laws just to get her revenge on someone who allegedly harmed her.
2017 HOLY SHIITAKES AWARD

(DUMBEST NEWS STORY)

WINNER!

British inmates complain their blankets were made by sex
offenders


Inmates at Walton prison fear they could be sleeping under blankets
made by SOs. The prisoner describes himself as “horrified” to learn a
“sex offender’s hands have been all over my blanket” and questions
why they are distributed throughout the prison system.

(46.81% of the vote)
2017 HOLY SHIITAKES (DUMBEST STORY OF THE YEAR)

RUNNERS-UP


  • St. Charles Parish LA bribes kids with toys to use the public registry: “Upon completion of the program, and with parental
    assistance, children will print a map of their local area, sign it, and submit it to their teacher. Once the assignment has been
    completed, children will receive a safety prize from Adventure Quest Laser Tag, providing children with a choice of a FREE
    Laser Tag or Bumper Car Ride or Putt-Putt Game, according to the news release issued by the sheriff.” (29.79% of the vote)
  • Battle Creek MI refuses to let registered citizen open a place of business to help the hungry and poor: Major Jim Grafton of
    the Battle Creek Police Department said Wednesday that Adkins was told Monday not to be in the space that houses his
    business because it is within 1,000 feet of Battle Creek Central High School and St. Philip Catholic schools. "The idea of the
    business is to help low-income people with food," Dian said. "I have taken this week off to think and pray as to how to
    proceed.” (17.02% of the vote)
  • Oh, SNAP! Leader of SNAP resigns amid lawsuit over exploiting abuse "survivors": So SNAP has "allegedly" been exploiting
    their clients by sending them to their special lawyers in exchange for some kickbacks? What a shocker. If she wins, founder
    Barbara Blaine will receive the award posthumously. (6.38% of the vote)

DISHONORABLE MENTIONS

  • Feminist Criminal Justice book uses pic of Brock Turner as definition of “Rape”: The SF Gate reports someone posted a
    photo of the page on FB. The photo appears in Introduction to "Criminal Justice: Systems, Diversity and Change," the second
    edition, by Callie Marie Rennison and Mary Dodge, which was published in January by Sage Press, according to The
    Sacremento Bee newspaper.
  • No price is too great to protect just one child, even if that price is putting them in jail, says Louisiana DA: New Orleans
    victims advocates are against the use of material witness warrants to force victims of domestic abuse and sex crimes to
    testify in court. However, Orleans DA Leon Cannizzaro says in some rare cases, it's necessary to put a victim or witness in
    jail to get a dangerous criminal or sex offender off the streets. "If I have to put a victim of a crime in jail, for eight days, in
    order to...keep the rapist off of the street, for a period of years and to prevent him from raping or harming someone else, I'm
    going to do that.”
  • Jerkoff judge Judge Oscar Garcia of Oregon gives LWOP sentence to guy jerking off on city rail: That’s life without parole
    for masturbating.
  • Alt-Right caught spreading fake news by claiming Ft Lauderdale shooter was a registered citizen: “Why is CNN attempting to
    make the shooter look more white? Bizarre,” reads InfoWars editor Paul Joseph Watson’s tweet, which had 3,500 retweets at
    press time. The attached picture, which was neither aired nor lightened by CNN, is of a 39-year-old Esteban Santiago, who
    lives in NY state. The image was pulled from Florida SOR. Instead, the Esteban Santiago who shot 13 people and left five
    dead in Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood Airport on Friday was born in NJ and spent the last several years living in Anchorage.
    According to officials, he is 26, not 39, and is in police custody.
  • FBI slammed for paying Best Buy employees for finding CP on customers’ computers: So now the B in FBI stands for Best
    Buy?
2017 KEYSTONE KOP OF THE YEAR

WINNER!

"SHADY" GRADY JUDD
Polk Co. FL Sheriff


Shady Grady, Sheriff of Polk Co FL: Shady Grady
told registrants NOT to seek shelter except for
prison during Hurricane Irma and bragged about it on
social media.

(47.92% of the vote)
2017 KEYSTONE KOP OF THE YEAR

RUNNERS-UP

  • Homer "Gator" DeLoach, Putnam Co. Sheriff (FL): Narrowly wins a hotly contested and controversial election, apparently by
    only 13 votes, reorganized resources and created a position known as a “Sex Offender Compliance Specialist.” “We refuse to
    allow Putnam County to become a safe haven for sexual offenders and predators,” said Gator Deloach, who was elected
    Sheriff in Nov. 2016. “While we can’t control in which county they choose to live, we can certainly make Putnam County as
    inhospitable as possible for them.” (20.83% of the vote)
  • Fairfax Virginia Police Detective Jeremy Hoffman: He actually tours the country to promote making bestiality a sex crime
    while claiming that child abusers also have sex with animals. “I found that people who were engaged in crimes against
    children were also engaged in sexual crimes against animals,” Hoffman said. (16.67% of the votes)
  • Butler Co OH Sheriff Richard K Jones: Aside from proclaiming a “76% re-offense rate,” he also lied on the Ashleigh Banfield
    show that Ohio does not welcome registrants in any homeless shelter. (14.58% of the Votes)

DISHONORABLE MENTIONS

  • Jackson Co Sheriff (MO) Mike Sharp: The Jackson County Sheriff’s Office is targeting some sex offenders for arrest at the
    City Union Mission because it sits near a park, according to a federal lawsuit alleging that the practice violates the charity’s
    constitutionally protected rights of religious freedom.
  • Jay Pennington WYCO (KS) deputy sheriff: A Wyandotte County deputy faces felony charges for stealing money intended for
    the Sheriff's office, according to the county prosecutor. Pennington was team leader for the WYCO sheriff's Offender
    Registration Unit (ORU) and responsible for taking cash fees from registered sex offenders. Prosecutor Michael Dupree
    alleges Pennington was making fake receipts and pocketing the $20 cash fees. It's not clear yet how much money is missing.
2017 ICBS NATIONAL CHUMP-IONSHIP

(WORST STATE)

WINNER!

FLORI-DUH!


Was there ever any doubt? This is FloriDUH's fifth title in a row and
eighth overall victory. The ongoing registrant crisis in Miami and the
Grady Judd hurricane shelter ban helped maintain FloriDUH's dynasty
for another year.
2018 WORST STATE RUNNERS UP

Ore-GONE PLUM CRAZY: Oregon sentenced a guy to life in prison for flogging the bishop on a train. If that wasn't enough, the
reporters at the Oregonian engaged in a targeted campaign to derail the career of a young baseball player who made a mistake in his
teenage years. (14.89% of the vote)
JOKE-lahoma: Oklahoma gave us Danyelle Dyer, the campus feminist who wants to increase the number of places registrants cannot
legally live, getting blind support from legislature. Expect to see Danyelle's law in next year's voting. (4.26% of the vote)

Write-In Candidates (Each received one vote)

  • Nazi Gestapo Fascist Georgia
  • Montana Big Lie Country
  • BOP (Editor's note: The Federal Bureau of Prisons isn't technically a state, unless you count a state of disarray)
  • California which passed a law in 2017 allowing a person to get off the registry but wont go into affect for 2 years
  • North Carolina, due to the social media/ Internet ban
  • All of them, for going against their own state retroactivity laws to keep registrants on a public registry who committed
    offenses prior to the laws being enacted.
  • Alabama. For creating one of the harshest SO laws in the nation, and then nominating Roy Moore as a U.S. Senate candidate.
    Some of Moore's defenders argued it was common in Alabama in the 1970's for 30-something year old men to date 14 year
    old teenagers.
  • LOSER-ana