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|2015 SHIITAKE AWARDS WINNERS AND NOMINEES
|2015 DUMBEST NEW LAW/ BILL
(60.94% of the Vote)
Requires a registrant seeking the right to step foot on any school to attend any of
his or her own child’s functions to petition the Commonwealth Attorney & the
school administrator for that right by way of a public hearing, and the petitioner
has to have the notice published in a newspaper; any member of the public can
come in and testify. Because, what parent doesn't want to embarrass their kids
by letting putting all this in the newspaper, right?
|2015 DUMBEST QUOTE
Rep. Paul Ray (R-UT)
(65% of the vote)
If you are accused of a Sex Trafficking offense, he wants to kill you
-- “I got so fed up with what I've seen. It's time to take the ultimate
jump and say if you traffic a kid for sex, we're going to kill you…I'm
going turn the tables on them, and say 'prove to me why you can
execute for treason and I can't execute for a crime that in my world
is ten times worse than treason.'”
|2015 EVERYDAY ZEROES
RUSSELL SPEIGEL, COTTAGE GROVE, WI
(55.17% of the vote)
Tried to burn down the house of a registrant, ended up catching himself on
fire instead. Flame on!
|2015 HOLY SHIITAKES AWARD
(Worst SO-Related Story)
Dream Foundation revokes dream trip for Vet who is also Registered Citizen:
(59.65% of the Vote)
A dream trip to the Grand Canyon has been revoked for a local terminally ill veteran after
the dream-granting organization discovered that he was a convicted sex offender. *** , 62,
of Dayton, received a free vacation from the Dream Foundation, a national wish-granting
organization for adults with life-threatening illnesses. *** and his brother, ***, have
terminal cancer. Their three siblings were to accompany them on the trip.
|2015 WORST NEWS MUTTS
John Kobylt and Ken Chiampou, KFI Radio (CA):
(62.5% of the vote)
Radio shock jocks who trolled California RSOL head Janice Bellucci on
the air. Now, during the interview, John Kobylt mentions that not only
should "regular people" chase Registered Citizens out of their
communities and annoy and threaten them until they leave, apparently
John claims he has actually engaged in this behavior.
US Rep. Chris Smith (R-NJ)
63.16% of the vote
|2015 KEYSTONE KOP OF THE YEAR
Graham Co. NC Sheriff Danny Milsaps
(50.88% of the vote}
This Sheriff sent out notices to all registered citizens in his county that if
they want to attend a church service in his county, they must do so at the
county jail. Will Communion wine be served?
|2015 ICBS NATIONAL CHUMPIONSHIP
Do we even need to say?
OK, it's FloriDUH
(99.999999999999999% of the vote)
Because FloriDUH wins practically every year, we
lampooned voting, making the choices Florida, Florida and
Florida. We DID give an "other" (write in candidate) option,
and most got the joke and also wrote FloriDUH as a write in
To be fair, Alabama, New York, Missouri, Maine, and
North Carolina all received one vote each, one wrote "all of
the above" (meaning all Florida) and one wrote "All States."
This is FloriDUH's third in a row and sixth overall win.
|2015 SHIITAKE AWARDS SHOW