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The 2010 Shiitake Awards

Background: The 2010 Shiitake Awards was the third awards show in our annual parody awards highlighting the dumbest “sex
offender” stories of the year. The first show was hosted on OnceFallen’s defunct Talkshoe podcast ReFORM Radio, and in 2009,
the first Shiitake Award show video awards was filmed in Alabama.

Video: The 2010 show, released in April 2011, was filmed in Cincinnati OH. It was an abbreviated video with a very brief skit of me
waking up and getting ready for the awards show. No assistants were used in the video. The video was considerably shortened to fit
within Youtube’s 10-minute limits (whereas the 2009 Awards show was broken into 2 videos).

Changes from the 2009 Awards: This was the first year the Shiitake Awards featured a “bonus” category, a category that would only
appear for that one year. The bonus question for the 2010 show was which news network was the worst news network of the year
(See below for the results). The deadline for submissions was moved up to November 30.
2010 Worst Politico Award

WINNER: Ron and Lauren Book (40% of the vote)

Background: Does it seem fair to pit a duo against a single person? Not
unless the second person acts as a puppet for someone else's campaign.
Ron Book, who finally succeeded in destroying his own Julia Tuttle
Causeway camp, began a disturbing trend by running a rather dishonest
fundraising campaign headed by Ron Book. They ran a victory lap across
the entire state as they started their annual “Walk in my Shoes” marches. In
the end, they passed more legislation that will ultimately create more
problems than it solves. The Book Crime Family beat the Surviving Parents
Coalition by a single vote. This was Ron Book’s second award, and Lauren
the Bimbo Book’s first.
2010 Worst Politico Award Dishonorable Mentions

  1. Nebraska AG Jon Bruning: (4% of the vote) Bruning called a defense attorney an "Apologist for sex offenders" and claimed a
    judge was "Out of control" after a district judge blocked part of a new sex offender law from being enforced.
  2. CA Gubernatorial Candidate Douglas Hughes: (4% of the vote) Hughes promised that, if elected, he would give convicted sex
    offenders three options-- be exiled from California for life, remain in prison for life, or live on Santa Rosa Island (a self-
    supporting community for pedophiles and sexual offenders). Thankfully, he lost in a landslide.
  3. AL Gubernatorial Candidate Tim James: (2% of the vote) What is it with GOOBERnatorial candidates this year? Tim James
    gained notoriety this year for his infamous (and often spoofed) "This is Alabama- We Speak English" ad, but he was also
    running on a sex offender platform that included distorting the famed US Department of Justice statistics that show RSOs
    have by far the lowest recidivism rate. Thankfully he lost in the primaries.
  4. Surviving Parents Coalition (SPC): (37%) Not to be outdone by the Books, the SPC, a group run by Mark Lunsford, is a
    lobbyist group posing as a victim's rights and resource center. Recently, they took the Book's partial walk fundraiser and
    turned it into a partial bike ride across the country. The point of all this was to "raise a million dollars to walk the halls of
    Congress" to promote laws that have already passed. It was largely a commercial flop, as many are catching on to Lunsford's
    schemes.
2010 Worst News Mutt Award

WINNER: Wendy Murphy (45%)

Background: To spoof Eminem, "Wendy's back, back again, Wendy's
back, tell a friend..." After all, she's got to defend her title, and to pair with
fellow harpy Jane Velez-Mitchell. In an interview on HLN, Murphy invited
viewers to “Be sure to look out for her upcoming book, ‘The Parent's
Guide to Raping a Pedophile With a Pitchfork,’ available on Amazon
Kindle.” In addition to continuing to maintain all accused of sex crimes are
automatically guilty, she still spews quotes to non-existent statistics while
making a total ass of herself on TV.
2010 Worst News Mutt Dishonorable Mentions

  1. John G. Winder, The Cypress Times (2%): It is sad to see such ignorance and fear mongering coming from a Christian site,
    but reading "The Monster Next Door: The Plague of Sex Offenders" will leave little doubt as to why he was nominated. Any
    person who quotes Family Watchdog, scares people with comments about "blood red" dots and gratuitous use of the word
    "monster" should get a nomination. Granted, he published my retort, but you have no idea what I went through to get it
    publish it. I had to rewrite it multiple times, plus he was a major asshole about it, not allowing me to challenge his words or
    even allude to it.
  2. Rusty Ray, Big 3 News (2%): It seems pairs of similar people with similar agendas are the theme of 2010. Like Winder, Rusty
    Ray runs another independent faith-centered news media outlet, "Big 3 News." Rusty gets a nomination for his article
    attacking one of his readers while quoting (the now defunct) slander site "Wikisposure" as a legitimate news source. Again,
    this proves why journalism is better left to professionals (though that is not a guarantee either)
  3. Lisa Guerrero, Inside Edition (13%): Interestingly, this nominee posed for the soft-core porn mag "Playboy" (a little fact she's
    actually hoping people will forget someday). As part of the Inside Edition gossip show trying to pose as a serious report,
    Guerrero heckled sex offenders for... *gasp* having a job! She also did a show on McNeil Island (aka "Sex Offender Island,"
    a civil commitment center) and another fearmongering show, "The Predator Next Door" with Dr. Phil.
  4. Jim Moret, Inside Edition (4%): The other half of the Inside Edition duo. His nomination came from his opinion piece "Sex
    Predators - Trail Them or Jail Them." He proposes microchip implants, or as he calls it, "a digital scarlet letter: P for
    Predator." "Don't whine about civil rights." Can we put a microchip in him instead?
  5. Rick Roberts, KFMB 760 (2%): Roberts was nominated for a Shiitake Award but lost to Wendy Murphy, so apparently he
    was determined to win this year. He was so determined, in fact, he did an entire half hour long diatribe filled with blatant lies
    and misquoted stats, too many to post in fact.
  6. Randy Cauthron, Spencer Daily Reporter (4%): I'm never surprised by negative op ed pieces in local papers, but allegedly
    newspapers have a degree of journalistic integrity. So how is it a newspaper prints an article where it is suggested "one-bullet"
    legislation is the ideal? It promotes vigilantism. He also supports the sex offender island idea.
  7. Abbie Alford, Fox 23 Tulsa (0%): Abbie was punked by a guy in a "Pedobear" costume at a comic book convention. A poorly
    written article, Alford manages to distort the interview of the law enforcement agent, claiming Pedobear, a silly internet meme
    created to mock sex offender stereotypes, is now a "way for pedophiles to signify connection with one another." And beware
    people in costumes, they're all pedophiles trying to cop a feel.
  8. Jane Velez-Mitchell, CNN (26%): What nomination would be complete without one of the Harpies? Her show, "Issues,"
    should be called "Tissues," as in Toilet tissue, because it is obvious she's full of shiitake. In addition to getting TWO
    nominations for quote of 2010, Jane has become the only news personality to give major publicity to the unsuccessful
    Lunsford scheme "Ride For Their Lives." She also supports vigilantism.
2010 Hardest Fall Awards
(Scandal of the Year)


WINNER: Crystal Mangum,
False Rape Accuser (37%)

Background: Remember the woman who
falsely accused the three Duke Lacrosse
players of raping her? She ended up
arrested in 2010 for attempting to murder
her boyfriend. In 2013, she was convicted
of stabbing another boyfriend to death and
was sentenced to 14 years.  

2010 Hardest Fall Dishonorable Mentions

  1. Manuel Joseph Barraza, El Paso Criminal District Court Judge (16%): The former judge was convicted in Federal court on
    charges of accepting bribes and sexual favors in exchange for favorable outcomes in cases he worked. Talk about working
    fast-- he was only on the bench 3 months before his arrest. He is famous for being the defense attorney for "The Night
    Stalker." He received a 5-year sentence in federal prison.
  2. Eric Massa, Rep. (D-NY) (13%): Massa resigned from Congress around the time he was accused of sexually harassing a male
    aide, though he claims he had already planned on retiring and his decision had nothing to do with the accusations. More
    accusations have surfaced and while he apologized publicly for the original complain he denies the rest.
  3. Neil Cohen, New Jersey Assemblyman (32%): Another politician who exploited sex offender panic then gets caught doing the
    same thing; his focus was child pornography. Cohen faced up to 5 years in prison for distributing child pornography. Much
    like Mark Foley, he checked into a hospital after the charges were made public.
2010 Everyday Zeroes (Vigilante Fails) Award

WINNER: Barbara Farris, FL (75%)

Background: Barbara Farris gained notoriety as a vigilante
harassing registrants at their homes. Farris has everything we
expect in this category-- notoriety, stupidity, and the fact she lives
in Florida. She was arrested in Alabama for Menacing; Farris
claims the charges were dropped. She never learned her lesson--
she is facing more charges of harassment and impersonating a
police officer.

2010 Everyday Zeroes Dishonorable Mentions:

  1. Jasen D. Bruce, Florida (12%): Marine reservist turned pharmacist and wannabe model, Bruce attacked a Greek Orthodox
    priest who stopped and asked him for directions. Bruce, who beat the priest with a tire iron, claimed the priest was a "robber,
    terrorist, and molester." Can't we ship him to Iraq or something? By the way, he's from Florida, what does that tell you?
  2. David Griffon, California (6%): This man assaulted and robbed a sex offender and attempted to rob another registrant before
    being taken down by the police. He faces multiple charges, including assault, trespassing, vandalism, burglary, and assault
    with a deadly weapon. He used the Megan's Law website to choose his victims.
2010 Dumbest Quote Award

WINNER: Wendy Murphy (42%)

Background: Wendy Murphy wins her second award of the year and
third Shiitake overall for THIS quote— "Something like 2% of all sex
offenders are on the registries. That's a problem, that number should be
much higher...The problem is not the registry, it’s that he was convicted
of a sex crime which is a public record and who are you to tell the public
they can't judge rapists harshly? If they want forgiveness and
redemption, it would be awfully good if when they get out, they can do
something other than hide and pretend they never committed the crime,
because you can never be forgiven if you put it under a rock. Registries
are good because they allow for some possibility of social forgiveness,
and honesty helps."
2010 Dumbest Quote Dishonorable Mentions

  1. Richard Jones, Butler Co. OH Sheriff (7%): "Every one of these crimes you see in the U.S. where somebody's been viciously
    attacked or raped or molested, probably 90 percent of them have done this again or on the registered list somewhere, and
    there's been no follow-up, or been missing."
  2. Kenneth Nail, Hanceville, AL Mayor (7%): "We have had, in the past, folks just sitting there at the swimming pool looking, and
    we didn't really feel they were up to any good. Research on the history of sexual predators shows that many of them are
    going to scope out playgrounds; they're going to scope out parks. And the council and I just did not want the convicted sex
    offenders sitting in our parks. If we realize someone is a sex offender sitting in our park, we're going to arrest them."
  3. Ernie Allen, NCMEC (16%): "Lessening those kinds of restrictions is dangerous - it could lead to more crime, more offenders.
    We know that sex offenders who prey upon children do well in prison because there aren't temptations there. These guys get
    into the community, they begin to fantasize as they encounter kids in the community, and they lead to new offenses."
  4. Wendy Murphy, Legal Analyst, Quote #2 (25%): "I want you to know, I have a new book coming out Jane. You want
    another title? 'Parent’s Guide to How to Rape a Pedophile with a Pitchfork'; I'm going to publish it tomorrow. You know what
    I'm saying?"
2010 SHIITAKE AWARDS WINNERS AND NOMINEES
2010 Holy Shiitakes Award (Silliest SO-related story)

WINNER: Bettie Young Books to publish vigilante's book
(29%)

Background: Bettie Young Books announced they were
going to publish a book by that idiot Judy Cornett, who
many believe is Jacey of Absolute Zero United. I'd call for
a boycott, but then again, how many of you have actually
read a Bettie Young book?

2010 Holy Shiitake Award Dishonorable Mentions

  1. Woman makes bestiality pic for revenge, charged with CP (6%): Danette Stark, 37, is behind bars facing 18 counts of sexual
    exploitation of a minor. Prosecutors say she Photoshopped the 13-year-old girl's yearbook photo with a pornographic picture .
    "This flier was a very realistic depiction that was very graphically displaying a young woman engaged in sex acts with an
    animal..." Prosecutors say Stark made dozens of copies of the fliers that also included several profane and derogatory terms at
    the bottom of the fliers.
  2. San Luis Abispo PD (CA) Begins the Pedobear Scare (24%): I'm still wondering if this was some kind of joke by the SLAPD,
    but there is an actual press release by the SLAPD warning us of "pedophiles" dressed as Pedobear. For those who don't
    know, Pedobear was an internet meme used by certain websites to point out comments made about kids that sound sexual in
    nature. By the time Shiitake News Mutt nominee Abbie Alford reported on it, Pedobear became a secret society logo for
    underground pedophiles. Seriously, does anyone check their facts these days?
  3. Avenel NJ Adult Diagnostic and Treatment Center's mock electrocution (12%): Three workers and an inmate staged a mock
    electrocution in order to strike fear into the heart of one of the residents, a sex offender with a history of mental illness, a
    week before his release date. The workers involved were suspended and transferred but not criminally charged.
  4. Republican Nat'l Committee says Obama hires Sex Offender Defenders (27%): Want to start a personal attack against a fellow
    politico? Simply claim the opponent is soft on sex offenders. I'm no fan of Obama, but the Republicans, the very people who
    gave us Mark Foley, claims Obama hires "sex offender defenders." They even launched a website, Obama versus
    Constitution, to spread their attacks.
2010 Stupid Legal Tricks/ Dumbest New Law Award

WINNER: HR 1623, "International Megan's Law" (66%):

Background: H.R. 1623 mandates reporting requirements for
convicted sex offenders intending to engage in international travel,
providing advance notice of intended travel by risk sex offenders
outside the United States to the government of the country of
destination, preventing entry into the United States by any foreign
sex offender against a minor. In reality, it is the first step in barring
registrants from travel altogether. It would not pass until 2016 but
the law actually worsened between the time the law won the award
and the time it was signed into law.
2010 Stupid Legal Tricks/ Dumbest New Law Dishonorable Mentions

  1. The FY 2010 Consolidated Appropriations Act (5%): Included $1.1 TRILLION in reckless spending, but the clincher is giving
    $353.5 MILLION to the Adam Walsh Act!
  2. Missouri SB774, the "Body Fluid Assault" bill (5%): Makes a crime specific to sex offenders in civil commitment centers,
    making it felony for inmates to sling body fluids (spit, feces, or urine, etc.) at officers; it is a Class C felony, and the intent is
    to send civilly committed inmates back to prison. It passed.
  3. West Virginia HB3102, Sex Offender Fees pays for police retirement (11%): A BILL to amend the Code of West Virginia,
    1931, as amended, by adding thereto a new section, designated §15-12-2c, relating to requiring sex offenders to pay a fee
    which is to be deposited into the State Police Retirement Fund. Failure to pay gets up to 10 days in jail and a $100 fine.
  4. HR 5072 The FHA Reform Act of 2010 (11%): If passed, will deny sex offenders with minors as victims from obtaining FHA
    loans (unless Amendment 12 of the FHA Reform Act is removed)
2010 ICBS National CHUMPionship/
Worst State Award


WINNER: FLORIDUH (66%)

Background: It shouldn’r surprise anyone
FloriDUH three-peated as Nat’l chumps,. After
all, Florida gave us the Books, the "Walk in my
Shoes" rally, Senator Aronberg's double talk,
Barbara Farris and other crazed vigilantes, and
the destruction of the Bookville/ JTC camp, only
to have them sleeping in a parking lot.

2010 Worst State Dishonorable Mentions

  1. CALIFORNIA, THE MOLDEN STATE (26%): Cali had a famous actor for a governor in 2010. Too bad the "Gropinator"
    sucks worse at acting like a governor than acting in general. The Golden state had grown stale, but with budget shortfalls in
    the billions, the state decided instead of balancing the budget, they focused on "Chelsea's Law," the worst legislation since
    Prop 83. Oh, don't forget Cali has a vigilante representing them in the Everyday Zeroes.
  2. MARYLAND, THE SAME OLD LINE STATE (8%): I'm almost ashamed to admit I was born there. As the underdog of this
    fight, Maryland didn't get the amount of attention the big states in this category received, but they broke all manners of
    records by introducing 85 pieces of legislature targeting sex offenders. That's right. Eighty-five. Like Cali, the legislation was
    prompted by a high-profile case, but instead of one big bomb like Cali's Chelsea's law, Maryland decided on quantity approach.
BONUS CATEGORY! Worst Major News Network of
2010


WINNER: FAUX News (66%)

Background: The registry reform groups are shockingly
right-leaning, but that does not mean there is a lot of trust for
the news network seen as the original purveyors of fake
news.

Ranking the major news channels from worst to... Not as bad but they still suck

  • Fox News (Faux News): 66%
  • HLN (Howling Ladies Network/ CNN (Crappy News Network): 15%
  • NBC (Nothing But Crap): 9%
  • ABC (A Bunch of Crap): 3%
  • CBS (See-BS): 3%
  • Other: 1%
2010 SHIITAKE AWARDS SHOW VIDEO